Sunday, March 8, 2009

3 election at a time, 2 win by PR

halooooooooo,

dis time i dunwan complain 1st. this time i bet wif u all. 3 election, 2 will b win by PR. wat u think?

If Batang Ai win by PR oso, i guess Najis sure veli soon be overturn, by his race somemore. Cox he onli know how to open big mouth n eat money, kill ppl and say bullshit thing with hardly pass by his head, unless his dickhead.

Now a DPM oledi so many scandal, which i guess Edison Chen oso lose to him.

Together, we kik him out, n take bac wat belongs to us.

Monday, March 2, 2009

The Star Fucking Paper Damn Kao 7 Biased

Remembered Karpal Singh case, where a group of malay, in which The Star paper refer them as individual group, where in fact they all is UMNO CELAKA, tussle wif Karpal Singh and his soin Gobinh Singh.

Damn kao 7 biased. they represent UMNO CELAKA, but paper refer them as individual. When BN so direct or indirectly do a tiny little winny good thing to people, it sure become headline.in face the whole page just the headline with oicture bigger than ur head is there, with almost 10 pages of their doing.

I still remembered during exam, we need to elaborate a certain short sentence, from 50 words become 1000 words. Now i know why we need to take dis kind of exam.

So i wondering is The Fucking Star Paper know inside UMNO CELAKA is splitting up or they just fucking plain biased towards certain political party.

This is wat u called paper freedom wo. MACHAOHAI.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Malaysia Government style part 1


Does this sound familiar?? I guess most of us can remember deja vu of dis kinda thing.

FRU biased??

alooo there

there one fine day in KL city centre near Nikko hotel, in which b4 i arrive there, jammed from the-not-so-smart-tunnel-built-for-longkang-water exit all da way to ampang park. jam thought fo accident. but i din c any accident. in fact i c more n more ppl double park nearby the US embassy. i din notice anything as i just went for work.

then as i back from jalan ampang, going in to jalan tun razak, the is a lot malay guy demo in front gate of US embassy. bring banner la, bring poster la. bring all their datuk nenek moyang la. n i c FRU standing by there. enjoying their cup of tea, in a specially biult camp. wow as i thought. so nice ga FRU work.

and few days ago, a group of caring indian protest against the treatment of their beloved Uthayakumar, DUN Selangor, as he is detained under ISA without proper medical treatment ( inside source). And guess wat, FRU fire them with water canon, like they never bathed b4.

Wondering if FRU so fren with UMNO aka monyek celaka ppl and just keep on bullying other minority races in Malaysia or monyek celaka provide them wif Tea Camp beside US embassy while caring indian, who care for their leader, did not provide them duit kopi??

PR must rule in next GE.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Petrol price

Get to know a site talking about petrol price sooooooo detail. But i would like to qoute just a part for u all to think think.

Ahmad is a fisherman. He sells a fish to you at $10 which is below the market value of $15. Let's assume that he caught the fish from the abundance of the sea at little or no cost. Ahmad claims that since the market value of the fish is $15 and he sold you the fish for $10, he had subsidised you $5 and therefore made a loss of $5.

Question : Did Ahmad actually make a profit of $10 or loss of $5 which he claimed is the subsidy?Answer:Ahmad makes a profit of $10 which is the difference of the selling price ($10) minus the cost price ($0 since the fish was caught from the abundance of the sea). There is no subsidy as claimed by Ahmad.

Try to think about it. And think if we need changesfor the next 3.5 years from now on.

Monday, February 23, 2009

My fren sucking experience from fucking condo management.

Picked from a fren of mine in facebook. http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=53658248895

Dissatisfaction


Yesterday at 8:24pm

It is now February. I have been operating my business for less than 60 days and a lot has happen during these time of operations. Business is not so promising, each day we have less and less people coming in except for the regulars who loves the café.

There are some issues that have been haunting us since the 2nd week of our operations. The first on the list and my favorite is: MPPJ License. 2 weeks AFTER we start our operation, I got a request from the management office that we need an MPPJ License. If you have been reading my notes you will have a slight recollection of this issue. At that time, we just started the business and we are financially tight, going for an MPPJ License is going to cost some money which we cannot afford at that time.

So we request for a delay during which I happen to go to MPPJ to asks about a business license. When they asks what type of business we are running, we told the officer that we are running a Food and Beverage business… Café we said and he handed us a stack of papers. The regulations and the specifications of how a restaurant/café or any Food and Beverages outlet is suppose to be.

When I read it through, I was like OH! MY GOD! There’s no way we can get an approval from the MPPJ! The walls, the floors, the tiles and the plumbing IS NOT TO CODE! There is no way we can do this LEGALLY! If we have to go under table wise, which I have no intention, I will end up running a business buying everyone off! Besides, I am running a café inside a condominium, WHY do I need an MPPJ License? I am catering for the residents. If I am running my operations outside and in a commercial area, I don’t mind getting one. At least, the place will be build accordingly to code.

Anyway, some 3 weeks ago, I had a private meeting with some of the committee members and the issue came up. I explain to them about the license thingy and they said ok, they can forego the license as long as I register my business with SSM, which I have and I even gave a copy to the management office, which they somehow misplace.

About a week or so ago, I got a call from the manager from the Management office and he we requesting some stuff and guess what is on the top of the lists? Correct! MPPJ License. The committee and the management people have meetings every week and 2 weeks have come and go and I am not sure if the issue every came up but I thought I settled it already! What have they been talking about during the meetings?

So, 2 days after the call, the manager was in the café and he sat me down to talk to me about some stuff and there I was repeating myself over and over again about why I refuse to get the license. Come on, I have invested time and money into this café to improve the quality of CAFETERIA dining, why the heck are you telling me about the MPPJ License 2 weeks after I start the operations. Why is it not brought up to me before I even start scraping the shit that was left on the kitchen door? If they brought the issue up before I start operating, we will at least get the MPPJ officer to come and check the place up before we jumped into the deal.

Question: They know something is not right and keeping quiet or they are trying to create problems for us?

If I bring in the authorities, they will shut us down. First warning, might be to do the renovations until it is to the code and to do that, I can guarantee you the whole condominium will have to reapply for their strata title, because THIS IS A BIG RENOVATION and I am not PAYING FOR IT. I have another 10 months in the place and you think I want to spend millions to renovate the place? Nevermind that, after beating around the bush, he is willing to let us go if we have Liability Insurance, he said we needed some coverage in case someone fell, food poison and die of choking while they are inside the premises of the café.

Question: Before we operate, the previous operators run the place as a mamak. Do they need the MPPJ License and/or Liability Insurance as well or is it just us? Talk about food poisoning, etc, etc, they are generous with their waste what…

I do not mind getting the Liability Insurance, in fact, I am ready to get one. After about 10 minutes of discussions, the topic of parking came up. Before we start our operation, the rental agreed upon is RM 1000 a month. I stipulate and request for a parking specifically for us. The committee and the management has no problem agreeing to the stipulation and thus, I ended paying RM 100 for the parking access card deposit. Fair and square right? Read on…

In the beginning, our allocated spot is near the entrance of the condo where our lot is mark ‘VISITOR’ and they chop the place for us with a traffic cone. In the beginning, I thought they will repaint the ‘Visitor’ mark with ‘CAFÉ’ but I was wrong. 2 weeks after we operate, especially when we have to go out to get the groceries/ingredients during the afternoon, someone else almost always takes our lot. If we park some other lot, the guard will come chasing after us and bark at us. My main purpose for a parking space is for the loading and unloading of the ingredients/groceries. We tried using the loading/unloading area but within 3 minutes, the guard came to us and try to chase us away again. He claims that we are blocking the traffic!

I drive a Kenari and Keith drives a MyVi. How much hassle can a small car like us create? It’s a designated spot for ‘Loading/Unloading’ right? Fine, we got the parking through the CORRECT way and other ‘VISITORS’ always take our spot. The manager then explains to us that they have limited parking spot for visitors and he asks us if we can move our car to the basement parking. He inform us that there is a designated lot for ‘Management Only’ in the basement and asks us to use it for the time being. He also asks me to write in a letter requesting the transfer of parking spot. Fine by me, as long as we have a parking lot, then it’s okay for us. Guess what, 3 days ago, after we move to the basement, our spot were being grabbed! Huh? Surprise! Surprise! That spot is no longer available because someone from the management office is USING it.

So we got booted around with a legal access card, drives around the condominium, through all the humps back to the ‘VISITOR’ lot if it is not being taken by some other ‘VISITOR’. Look, if the parking is so valuable to you, I am willing to give it up. But the stipulation says very clearly that if you refuse to lower down my rental, give me a parking spot! Previous operators pays lesser than us and they have at least 3 months of free rental. Us? We pay more than them and we have only 1 month free rental and that is for the renovation month! Since we are doing the renovation and not operating, we got it for free… YIPPEE!!!

Question again: Are they trying to drive us away?

There’s the question about whether our food quality is up to standard or not. In the beginning, without experience, I admit that we have some mishap. We admit that we do not have experience in the first place what. If being inexperience is wrong, then my condolence to all those who has no experience and is trying to make a difference. Anyhow, even if a cook who is experienced enough still needs adjustment to a new kitchen, new environment and new crewmember. Our food is good. If our food is bad, we won’t have a resident who came down personally and offers us to expand to Mont Kiara. He said he loves the concept, loves the café and loves the food, he has contact in Mont Kiara and he WANTS us there! If my food sucks, why am I getting offers like this?

If my food sucks, why am I catering to private functions? And after the private functions, the host came and had dinner at our place again, TWICE!

If the question here is my menu is getting old and people is tired of the food… My apology! I am designing and putting a new menu that boast more than 300 recipes in it. Western food, Asian cuisine, finger food, you name it we have it. Designing menu takes time. Putting a menu that caters to the residents taste takes time. Customizing the recipe according to the pricing range takes time. Everything takes time and you need to study what is going on before you send it to final printings!

I'm troubled. The biggest problem that is bothering me now is why is all this an issue only after I run the business and none of this ever came up before I operate the business? This minute I was renovating the shop, then purchasing the kitchen supplies, money and time invested in the business and 2 weeks after operation there's a list of demand from all parties? Am i being kept in the grey area or is there something fishy going on here?

My other question is are we the only one who is facing this problems or all the previous operators have the same problem as well? I did not ask around much but from what I hear and discover, never once this issue came up from any of the previous operators. I have a gut feeling this is more personal rather than business wise.

The lot is an empty lot without a tenant there, and we just want to run a business honestly. No matter how difficult it is to make ends meet, we are willing to pay whatever amount they stated there, we paid for the parking and we got booted around like some outsiders. We are a bunch of honest people who is making a living by creating a servicing business but I feels like I am being watched under a microscope all the time, being push around like some unwanted piece of junk!

Tell me, where did we go wrong? If bringing in the authorities means so much to some people, by all mean, I am prepared to lose this business. Bring them in.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Credit Card fucking term and condition and fucking clause and all da fuck about CC

Hi hi



Duno who da bloody fucking idiot invent credit card (CC). its good thing oso la when u dun haf enough cash u can used it. but over doing it, u will have worse nitemare compare to hell, or at least ur last time headmaster.



bank dem fucking good in manipulating their puki system about CC. da 1st time i applied dem easy. but approval seem hard. need u show proof dis n tat la. approve liao onli call u n congrat u. all the procedure seem so nice to prevent other fucking ppl to cincai use da bloody CC.



but nowadays approval dem easy. one fine day at maybank puchong near tesco. a guy promoting petronas maybank CC to me. looking at him, i was like, y not apply n hope dis guy haf his komisen. being kind enuf, i gif him my IC to photostat, write in some particular, but not all. he request number from my imediate family, i gif my mommy number, he seem hestitated. he wan my bro number. i just thought later u guys call n kacau my bro, so i just dunwan to gif. and there still 2 not complete info i given them. 2 months pass by, sudden pop out i had maybank CC. hope he got the komisen.



then another case is Southern bank CC i applied at One U new wing. tat guy gif show me free ticket redemption at TGV One U, but being nice i just apply. same thing, not so complete info, then 3 months later pop out CC. but Southern bank better, got RM50 Voucher. not bad ma. but oso veli tempting. they insert RM5000 cheque for you, as part of their package to lend u money, as personal loan. once u cash it out, u r in hell.

HSBC bank once open booth down my office, whole day i pass by few times, c c look look, like not a single application they had sign up. poor thing. again i volunteer myself, but easier to approve, cox i duno how their policy in approving the CC application ma.

But to cancel the fucking card will b nitemare oledi. Imagine u had to call all da bloody fucking CC department and say u wanna cancle, then direct u to cancellation dept. few days late ronli call u say they gif u free for life CC. if u r guy holder, they will send a sweet-sounded-lady-but-face-i-duno-how-ugly-she-will-look-like to call u say no need cancel and free for life. then after few months u reli wan to cancel, they said oledi gif u free. u need to wait 11 more months cox they haf waive the annual fee for u, so u must compensate it by keeping it another 11 hell months. i wan like fuck man.

then da best i receive is HLB CC. they send u by courier, and inside oledi stated to activate, u need to call to the centre to activate. i had indeed receive but since i no use for wat the fuck i wanna activate. then less than 2 months the fucking bill cum. they charge me annual fee just after 1.5 months i receive, and i not even fucking call the fucking CC dept to activate the card. is the financial crisis cause bank to use all da fucking way to cheap all ur fucking money? they stated there is the clause there, where u no swipe more than 5 times after u receive they will charge u fucking money. so good. tat is y the called bank is FUCKING LICENCED AH LONG LTD. i called and fuck the CC dept. asking if they can simply charge ppl money if not activate. and for wat the reason to activate. i belif one of the reason is to confirm they had oledi receive it. but if i not yet receive and they still charge me how. FUCK THEM LA.

i fuck thru phone, fuck in email n fuck all HLB personal. then finally i receive letter they had cancel my card. at least i can stop fucking and haf normal life for a while.

so next time, if reli wan CC, dun fucking care wat the agent of any fuck ppl said, spend time read all the T&C, else there will b more ppl end up life in hell world. wat a PUKIWORLD it is.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Fucking Fitness First

Hi all. I had so many uncompleted blog. I guess this will be another victim.

Actually I been lazying around just helping fren manage da blog. Wanna know can ask me. I will answer to some onli ^_^

OK, back to my pukiworld. World seem more to more a puki place. I duno wether you all face it before, but i am a bit tired of facing it.

A manager challenge me if I could reduce 5kg, next year CNY he will give me RM100 angpow, which rm50 from him and rm50 from his immediate assistant. I said ok.

So I join Fitness First(FF), cox near my place ma. I know they will haf alot sales talk. I oledi prepare myself for it. At the first introduction, the salesman guy name Sean cum attend to me. Sales strategy is they scare me will the high joining fee price as FF member. A WHOOPING RM1k++ to join. Then he go into the main topic, say if u join now, admin fee is 109, another bloody fee is 149, this n tat. I just act poor cox I know can still reduce the joining fee. Then finally he say, RM109.

So i agree, gif me the bloody red bag with fitness first with tower and water bottle. Imagine we pay them and advertise for them. Sohai me.

Then I intro 3 frens for tat ham kaling Sean. Now y i call him hamkaling. sales talk, he talk cock suck cock I no mind. But when he called my fren to intro them FF, tat pokai ham ka ling Sean said he got bring me around to c c look look inside the bloody gym and da facilities, where in fact he never had. I can challenge him to watch back the CCTV to show proof wether he got bring he walk around or not. I not yet met him, else I sure put some KY on his butt and make him feel good about good tiu from me.

So hapi few days later got called from FF personal trainer (PT). thought got 1 free PT guide me. After few called, finally met Paul. When he ask me to write in some particular, I sense dis is going to b a nother bloody fucking sales talk. And I was right. As usual, they wan to understand y u join FF, then from there will attack u wif da point, either nicely or harshly.

After introductory price, a WHOOPING RMIk++ as joining fee reduce to RM109, now dis bugger wanna suck me RM2360 af professional PT one on one session wif me. I no show him the wtf face. After 1 dreadful hour of listening, he onli intro me 10 min must warm up, then the rest eat urself kinda thing. With the main point is to close sales from u.

I guess ppl can afford will pay. ppl poor like me just say i no money. watever they ask for explanation just say no money will b nice. no fuck them liao. they wan money they better find a new way to con my money.

Oledi pay RM185 monthly as member fee, help them advertise by carrying their bloody red bag around and now wan us pay more for PT session. soli la. i got no fucking money.