Fucking Fitness First

Hi all. I had so many uncompleted blog. I guess this will be another victim.

Actually I been lazying around just helping fren manage da blog. Wanna know can ask me. I will answer to some onli ^_^

OK, back to my pukiworld. World seem more to more a puki place. I duno wether you all face it before, but i am a bit tired of facing it.

A manager challenge me if I could reduce 5kg, next year CNY he will give me RM100 angpow, which rm50 from him and rm50 from his immediate assistant. I said ok.

So I join Fitness First(FF), cox near my place ma. I know they will haf alot sales talk. I oledi prepare myself for it. At the first introduction, the salesman guy name Sean cum attend to me. Sales strategy is they scare me will the high joining fee price as FF member. A WHOOPING RM1k++ to join. Then he go into the main topic, say if u join now, admin fee is 109, another bloody fee is 149, this n tat. I just act poor cox I know can still reduce the joining fee. Then finally he say, RM109.

So i agree, gif me the bloody red bag with fitness first with tower and water bottle. Imagine we pay them and advertise for them. Sohai me.

Then I intro 3 frens for tat ham kaling Sean. Now y i call him hamkaling. sales talk, he talk cock suck cock I no mind. But when he called my fren to intro them FF, tat pokai ham ka ling Sean said he got bring me around to c c look look inside the bloody gym and da facilities, where in fact he never had. I can challenge him to watch back the CCTV to show proof wether he got bring he walk around or not. I not yet met him, else I sure put some KY on his butt and make him feel good about good tiu from me.

So hapi few days later got called from FF personal trainer (PT). thought got 1 free PT guide me. After few called, finally met Paul. When he ask me to write in some particular, I sense dis is going to b a nother bloody fucking sales talk. And I was right. As usual, they wan to understand y u join FF, then from there will attack u wif da point, either nicely or harshly.

After introductory price, a WHOOPING RMIk++ as joining fee reduce to RM109, now dis bugger wanna suck me RM2360 af professional PT one on one session wif me. I no show him the wtf face. After 1 dreadful hour of listening, he onli intro me 10 min must warm up, then the rest eat urself kinda thing. With the main point is to close sales from u.

I guess ppl can afford will pay. ppl poor like me just say i no money. watever they ask for explanation just say no money will b nice. no fuck them liao. they wan money they better find a new way to con my money.

Oledi pay RM185 monthly as member fee, help them advertise by carrying their bloody red bag around and now wan us pay more for PT session. soli la. i got no fucking money.